The Cows are Stuck to the Wall

from by The Styop Quoons Experience

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At the end of the day, Steve begins his evening commute, with dairy cows on the brain. He imagines a vast hall, stretching back into infinity, the walls lined with cows, each one a lost opportunity, or something.

He realizes that life is short, and if he is going to pursue his dreams, he had better do it quickly. He considers his life up until this point carefully, and gradually fills up with resolve. Today is the day. Today is the day he changes everything.

Veering from his usual route home, he pulls into a local Fishy Joe's and purchases one of those TASTY FISH SANDWICHES he's heard tell about. His wife will be upset with him for missing dinner.


from That Tasty Fish Sandwich, released October 11, 2011



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