In the not-too-distant past, a man became enamored with his refrigerator. Despite general disapproval from his friends and relatives, he courted the large appliance, and the two were soon married. No longer feeling welcome within their community, the couple relocated to a remote cabin in the woods of western Maine. It was there that the first signs of strain began to develop in their relationship, mostly due to the refrigerator's inherent inability to communicate.
This is a song about living through the hard times.