Rabbit Troop Sucks

from by Styop Quoons

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This is a completely original composition written by me and it does not resemble any song ever written or sung by anyone else. It is a wonderful song about resisting oppression and pirates and stuff, and how my hands are strong because of the almighty. Actually, the truth is that my hands were made strong because I fap like seven or eight times per day on average, and that tends to strengthen the hands. However, the line "my hand was made strong from gripping and vigorously jerking my penis about" didn't fit into the rhythm of the song, so I claim poetic license.

Anyway, this completely original tune which I am the author of and in no way shape or form bears any resemblance to anything ever written before by Jamaican folk icons who are not me is a song about how this one time, pirates yes they robbed I. And by I I mean me. And by pirates I mean software pirates. And by software pirates robbing me I mean this one time, I pirated some software because I wanted to use it but didn't want to pay for it. The software was called "Vocaloid" and I used it to make this stupid song. Then I went to go fap.


Old pirates, yes, they rob I,
Sold I to the merchant ships,
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.

But my hand was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation

Won't you help to sing
These songs of freedom?
'Cause all I ever have,
Redemption songs,
Redemption songs.


from Polydactyly, released February 6, 2015




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Styop Quoons is made entirely out of candy. You should not only listen to him, you should lick him like a lollipop.

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