Partial Hurricanes Act III: The Ballad of Lester Onions

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Act III: The Ballad of Lester Onions

Lester sets off down the road, murder on his mind as the rest of the town heads for the hurricane shelters. Ignoring the seventy plus mile per hour winds and torrents of rain, he swaggers arrogantly down the street, twirling his favorite hatchet and singing to himself of his own murderous abilities, of which he is quite proud. Little does he know, he is in for a surprise when he arrives at the disheveled home of Dorvan Mellotron, for the latter has been quite mysteriously torn to bits - by a horde of badgers, no less!

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Lester:

Early in the morning
Rising to my feet
Grab my favorite hatchet
And head out to the street

Get on board the magic bus
That takes me to you
Gonna give your face a choppin
By the time I get through

Chop chop chop
I’m gonna chop you in the face

Chop chop chop
I’m gonna chop you in the face

Kickin down your front door
You’d better run and hide
Swing my mighty hatchet
As I barrel inside

Chop chop chop
I’m gonna chop you in the face

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from Polydactyly, released February 6, 2015

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