Partial Hurricanes Act II: The Badger Blaster

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Act II: The Badger Blaster

Meanwhile, in a nearby apartment complex, Marcus Aurelius Peebles, an up and coming young murderer, puts the finishing touches on his latest diabolical device, the Badger Blaster. This fiendish invention is capable of firing over one thousand badgers per second, which is a fifty-seven percent improvement over his previous badger-launching apparatus. Unbeknownst to Lester, Marcus Aurelius Peebles has just selected his next victim….a young stamp-collecting man by the name of Dorvan Mellotron.

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Marcus:

Badger badger badger badger
Flying through the air
Badger badger badger badger
People stop and stare

When the people see me coming
They all step inside
They see me with my badger blaster
And they run and hide

Sisters:

He will go all the way
He will do what he can
He will get the job done
He’s a dependable man

Down in his lab
From morning to night
Always striving for perfection
Til he gets it right

Marcus:

Badger badger badger badger
Coming for your life
Badger badger badger badger
Claws are sharper than a knife

Dorvan Mellotron I see you
Collecting stamps without a care
Never will you see it coming
I will catch you unaware

Sisters:

He will go all the way
He will do what he can
He will get the job done
He’s a dependable man

It’s too bad for Lester
Cause he couldn’t have known
That a fearsome competitor
Would challenge him for his throne

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from Polydactyly, released February 6, 2015

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