Once upon a time not long ago, when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, there lived a man who had it all. He was wealthy, attractive, and socially connected. He was known as a figurehead in his community, and frequently made ostentatious gifts to local charities. One evening, while attending a benefit event for the wives of displaced war veterans, he stepped on the toe of a dwarf, who cursed him. The next morning, he awoke to find himself underwater, and his city was abandoned and covered in algae.
This is a song about the average annual rainfall in Costa Rica.