Polydactyly

by Styop Quoons

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My intention here is not to create fine art, but rather to use the power of song to further reinforce Tom Brokaw's argument that the Millennial generation in America could not have won World War II.

This album is dedicated to the spirit of a brief but utterly fantastic nineteenth century French art movement called Incoherence, the existence of which I became aware of just recently. Je suis Napoleon.

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released February 6, 2015

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The Muffin Recording Company Portland, Oregon

Styop Quoons is made entirely out of candy. You should not only listen to him, you should lick him like a lollipop.

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Track Name: Fortune Cookie v. 2.0
Are you pooping?
Are you pooping?

Yes you are
Yes you are

Tell me why you're pooping
Tell me why you're pooping

In my car
In my car

Are you pooping?
Are you pooping?

Yes you are
Yes you are

Tell me why you're pooping
Tell me why you're pooping

On my floor
On my floor

Fortune cookie
Fortune cookie

Tastes like poop
Yes it does

All these fortune cookies
All these fortune cookies

Are filled with poop
Yes they are
Track Name: A Product of His Breeding
Sun that beats upon the sand
Burns itself into my hand
Never do I get to rest
Bellows pumping in my chest

(He’s journeying into the sun’s receding)

Ever forward must I go
Where I’ll rest I never know
Afternoon will fade to night
I’ll simply go on without light

(He is just a product of his breeding)
Track Name: Rabbit Troop Sucks
Old pirates, yes, they rob I,
Sold I to the merchant ships,
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.

But my hand was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly.

Won't you help to sing
These songs of freedom?
'Cause all I ever have,
Redemption songs,
Redemption songs.
Track Name: Laser Penguin Pony Apocalypse
Imagine we were penguins
Penguins with laser eyes
And we rode on ponies
That could also fly

Imagine all the people
Running for their lives

When least expect it
We will surely come
Burn you with our laser vision
Watch you puny mortals run

As you all are sleeping soundly
That is when the end you’ll meet
Hear our mighty quack of vengeance
The doom of tiny marching feet

Listen to the sound of ponies
Taking to the air
Feel the heat of penguin lasers
No one will be spared

As the mighty death knell rings
The human’s time shall cease
Feel our cold Antarctic wrath
And get down on your knees

You may say that I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us…
Track Name: Don't Touch That Doorknob
There's a munchkin over there
He's over there for me
There's a munchkin over there
He's starin' down at me

He's got his sweater on
His sweater on 'cause on it's cold outside
He's got his sweater on
His sweater on 'cause it looks nice

If you weren't a munchkin
I would call you my sweet one
If you weren't a munchkin
I would call you my sweet one

There's a munchkin over there
He says to me, now boy
He says now boy please oh
Boy now please oh listen to me

I put some grease on
Some grease on that doorknob
I put some grease on there
So don't you touch that doorknob

If you hadn't greased that doorknob
I would call you my sweet one
If you hadn't put that grease on
I would call you my sweet one

You look so nice in your sweater
It's a shame I can't call you
Call you my sweet one
But I gotta be movin' on,
Movin' on,
Movin' on, you know
Track Name: A Picture of a Walrus
In my house
(In my house)
There’s a picture of a walrus

In my house
(In my house)
There’s a picture of a walrus

In my house
(In my house)
There’s a picture of a walrus

In my house
(In my house)
There’s a picture of a walrus

Yes there is

I see him in the morning
(A walrus in the morning)

And he’s always there in the afternoon
(When I get home from school)

And he always watches me eat my pancakes
(Always watches me eat my pancakes)

From his place on the wall
(Always watches me eat my pancakes)

He’s an inspiration to us all
(Always watches me eat my pancakes)

In my house
(In my house)
There’s a picture of a walrus

In my house
(In my house)
There’s a picture of a walrus

In my house
(In my house)
There’s a picture of a walrus

In my house
(In my house)
There’s a picture of a walrus

I take comfort from
His mighty tusks of ivory

And I see them in his picture
When he’s smiling down at me

He’s smiling down at me
As walrus as can be
Track Name: Partial Hurricanes Act I: Partial Hurricanes
Lester:

I’m inside my room
Thinking of your doom
You could never know
You’ll be next to go

Dorvan:

Always searching
Always hunting
For the perfect glue

Stamps come off
They always come off
And stick to my shoe

No matter how I try
I cannot ever
Make them stick

I always try
To pick them up
But my fingers are too thick

Sisters:

Hurricane’s a coming
Hurricane’s a coming
Lester wants a cracker
Dorvan wants some glue
Track Name: Partial Hurricanes Act II: The Badger Blaster
Marcus:

Badger badger badger badger
Flying through the air
Badger badger badger badger
People stop and stare

When the people see me coming
They all step inside
They see me with my badger blaster
And they run and hide

Sisters:

He will go all the way
He will do what he can
He will get the job done
He’s a dependable man

Down in his lab
From morning to night
Always striving for perfection
Til he gets it right

Marcus:

Badger badger badger badger
Coming for your life
Badger badger badger badger
Claws are sharper than a knife

Dorvan Mellotron I see you
Collecting stamps without a care
Never will you see it coming
I will catch you unaware

Sisters:

He will go all the way
He will do what he can
He will get the job done
He’s a dependable man

It’s too bad for Lester
Cause he couldn’t have known
That a fearsome competitor
Would challenge him for his throne
Track Name: Partial Hurricanes Act III: The Ballad of Lester Onions
Lester:

Early in the morning
Rising to my feet
Grab my favorite hatchet
And head out to the street

Get on board the magic bus
That takes me to you
Gonna give your face a choppin
By the time I get through

Chop chop chop
I’m gonna chop you in the face

Chop chop chop
I’m gonna chop you in the face

Kickin down your front door
You’d better run and hide
Swing my mighty hatchet
As I barrel inside

Chop chop chop
I’m gonna chop you in the face
Track Name: Partial Hurricanes Act IV: Bigger Than the Badger Blaster
Sisters:

Working working, toil away
Work work work til the end of days
Wish you may and wish you might
Craft a thing to win this fight

Lester:

Tweaking this and twisting that
Now I load a gun with cats
A storm of kitties soon will fly
To scratch and claw you in the eye

Soon you’ll have to face your error
When your eyes are filled with terror
Kittens raining from the sky
Is how Aurelius shall die

There will be no mercy
You shall not be spared
You will beg for mercy
But the kittens will not care

Sisters:

Working working, toil away
Work work work til the end of days
Wish you may and wish you might
Craft a thing to win this fight
Track Name: Partial Hurricanes Act V: Lester and Lilly
Lilly:

I am
Fascinated
By what you do

I have
A desire
I’ll be of use to you

Lester:

I’m busy
At the moment
I have some work to do

But I could
Spare a moment
To do some stuff to you

Lilly:

You are
So amazing
I stand in awe of you

Please know
That I love you
I’ll do my best for you